Three Word Story

Ive seen this on the runegamer forums.
What you have to do is create a story. But you can only write 3 words
example
(ME)
Once upon a
(YOU)
time I cried
(Other YOU)
because i wet
(ME)
my pants while

Get it?!

Ill start

Once upon A

went walking to

the store to

for being awesome

at everything he

he does for

Riding on a

while eating cause

like rose and

because they wet

for stabbing osborne

NOOB!

beccause im awesome

for having big

that smell like

wile drinkg a

..............omg you nerds lol gah okay ummm
a brown soda

wile getting a

Osbornes intestines cause

HE LIKES COWS

on the beach

(Your cant reply to your self lol)
Because it was

(soo no one else did lol)
so fucking hot

because the sun

was very bright

And was green

a mini pizza

then darkest fell!